Wow, it's been a long time since I actually posted. Nothing's really changed except I actually have got spitten on by my history teacher several times and I've finally realized that the only way to avoid all the bitchiness of highschool is just to not be friends with a group of girls. This is bad news for me.

I was tagged by rastaban43 so I figured I'd post a meme.

List and describe as many of your pet peeves as you can then tag someone for every pet peeve just to annoy them.

"Is your hair naturally curly?"
Yes, yes it is. I get this all the time, even from random strangers and once from this lady who was serving me at Subway. She was astounded. But really, I'm much too lazy to actually get a perm. People do have naturally curly hair. Why is everyone so scandalized by this?

My highschool
Everyone complains about it, and mine's not actually that bad. We just have shitty electives and terrible teachers. We all suspect my AP math teacher is a pot head, my chem teacher is a bit of a perv and my french teacher is probably going to eat us all any day now. We also have cliques in my school and girls who probably have less sense then a bag of chips, and half the fat.


Commercials about excersise machines/diets
Thank you very much, but I'd rather not stare at your rippling, well oiled abdomimals for ten minutes. It won't make me motivated, it will make me grateful I don't have rippling abdominals because then I'd have to find someone to oil them for me and that's a messy job. And really lady, I don't care what you say, you're not 60. It would be frightening to see a 60 year old woman in a bikini.


I have weird pet peeves. I'm not tagging, do it if you like!

I unsuspectingly wake up this morning, get on livejournal and check out my friends page and then spill my orange juice everywhere. I can't really say that I saw it coming and Christan parents are around the world are probably crying.

Hullo all:)

Appearntly I was too busy this summer doing nothing at all to write a journal entry? Really though, the only remotley interesting thing I did was go to a White Stripes concert.

I've been back at my extreamly over-crowded high school for about a week and a half.  I'll talk about it in point form because it is too fusterating for a paragraph.

- I write my Public Exams in biology, history and french this year. I am very scared.

- It is only a matter of time before my World History teacher spits on me. That man has the sickest lisp.

- I discovered today that I become red and blotchey when flustered. Perfect.

- My mandatory course for this year is CAREER DEVOLPEMENT . I have to fill out all these sheets listing all my awesome skillz and how they'll help with my future career. Problem? I don't have any awesome skillz. I fail at future planning.

- I'm going to a pilates class with my friend for moral support on her attempt at loosing a few pounds. Does going to pliates  make me sound like a) a pregnant woman or b) a 'hip' 70 year old living in Palm Springs?

Did anyone else get hit by Chantal (the tropical storm thing) last night? We did. And I live on an island and it is a whoole lot of bad news out there.

I live next to the ocean and we're basically water-logged.

But in other news I look like an over-ripe tomato and my summer is pretty boring. How's yours going?

So. I have been reading, only taking a break to sleep, since I got the book yesterday. Wow.

I cried twice, which is something to say because I NEVER cry,  the second time being of the annoying hiccuping varity. That happened when Harry was showing up Voldemort and WOW I was happy. The relationships between Harry, Ron and Hermione made me feel all fuzzy and warm and then when McGonagall showed up I almost cried again.

I have to admit I didn't really like the epilouge but I was just so happy about Harry that I don't mind.

Best line ever:

"Get away from my daughter, YOU BITCH!"

So, basically I hate after-end-credits scenes because I ALWAYS forget to stay and watch them. I didn't know there were ones at the ends of Pirates 1/2 until the other day, so now I finally know why the monkey is still undead.

Basically I was only a little disappointed with At World's End, but how could I not love it with a whole shipful of shirtless Jack's? When they got married it just about killed me, though.

Can someone please tell me what happened in the scene after the credits? I neeeeeed to know.

Over Victoria Day weekend (know here as 'wahooo may 24th weekend!" my friends and I all went camping and now I'm internally conflicted. My friend, Josh, who just had a kind of icky breakup with my other friend, who I share every single one of my classes with, was telling me that I was soo pretty and all this stuff. Nothing happened or anything, because my friend Jason (otherwise known as 'the ex') pulled me out of the vicinity.  The thing is, Josh can't remember any of this. So yeah. Everytime I see him I'm thinking, "aaaah you might secretly like me what do i do?" I also lost my tent poles. I think somebody burnt them.

Going to see Spiderman 3 tonight *waves comic book nerd flag* and then this weekend it's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END!!!!! Me, Jason and probably Josh are going into town to see it. I am sooooo excited it's not even fit.

So.

Today I was in Healthy Living (the alternative for gym that is taken by lazy people like yours truly) and I was really not in a moving kind of move. So my substitute that we had  came over and the conversation went as follows:
Him: Can you at least walk around the gym?
Me: Ahh, I'm tired and cold.
Him: Alright then!

He then proceeded to pick me up and put me over his shoulder and walk halfway across the gym. WTF? I was in shock for about 20 seconds before telling him to put me down. I'm pretty small and it's easy to pick me up, but WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? It was so werid.

In less disturbing news, The White Stripes are coming to my province in July and I am most definatley going. We barely get anyone here so I'm really excited. I can't remember the last band that came here that I actually liked (except Our Lady Peace but I couldn't go) so hurray. I bascially like them because I can play some of their songs on the drums, because of the easy beats. So yeah, I'm excited.

Still trying to be less guy illiterate and still failing horribly.

Has anyone ever read anything by Terry Pratchett? I swear I am in love. I never thought that I'd like that kind of style (fantasy/science fiction mixed with humor) but I actually really really like it. I've only been able to get my hands on two, one (Mort) which I bought on impulse and the other (The Last Continent) I had to steal off my cousin along with Sense and Sensibility (finally). They are just so entertaining, and funny in a subtle way that you should all go out and read them. Now.

So what's going on in real life at the moment? Nothing. Um, I would really like to smack the guy that my exboyfriend likes. I swear he is the most annoying person that I've ever met. And he's so mean in this really kind of subtle way. Almost like he's trying to be nice, and then he tells you your hair looks ugly or that you have a terrible taste in movies. I can't get him to go away because he appearntly really wants my friend Kelly.

And that's basically just a lot of stupid highschool melodrama. Finals start in about 7 weeks or so and my English teacher is a hag, so I'll be obsessive about getting my mark up. Hurray.

Nothing horribly significant has happened to me in a really long time but I thought I'd update because I am a) bored and b) off school today!

HAPPY BELATED ST PATRICKS DAY!

Ah, I love st pattys day because I get to wear loads of green and there are drunken people pretending to be decenandts of irishmen everywhere I turn. Some friends came over to my house and we made GREEN PANCAKES in honor of the occasion.

( Pancake fun! )

Someone might remember me complaining about my fucktard (ex)boyfriend a little while ago, well he's turned all his attention onto this guy, who we all know is not interested in guys and is just genunily friendly. Well the other night he deicded he would confess his intentions onto said guy with something along the lines of, "It doesn't matter.... We can be drunk or something!" And then he got rejected, because the guy obviously isn't gay and I am elated. It's his own fault for being such a prick.

Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions for books I should read? I am bored and I've read Pride and Prejudice about 7 times and I need some new reading material.

Know what really pisses me off? People who are just too close-minded and arrogant to realize that the world does not revolve around them!

I guess it's always an issue in highschools, but it's never really happened to anyone close to me. The other day my openly gay friend, Kyle, got called a fag and such other ridiculously stupid and biased terms RIGHT in the middle of English class by a big group of preps (aka bitchy "popular" girls and bulky jock guys) and the acient substatute teacher didn't say a word.

But then Kyle told his actual English teacher about it and the students are in risk of getting suspended.

Has that ever happened to anyone else? It really rots me. Kyle is an amazing and fun guy, people shouldn't judge him by who he wants to sleep with.

/rant

I think my brain just about exploaded when I saw this:
http://www.mugglenet.com/viewer/?image_location=equus/3.jpg
I am a total Dan fangirl.

So far, in January, I have had 3 snow days (including today) and two delays. All of a sudden winter decides that it does not want to give me a pretty christmas but it will dump snow on me during midterms.

Anyway, we had this huuuuge blizzard last night and I was sleeping peacefully when I hear tap tap tap on my window. I wake up from a near heart attack because my bedroom's on the second floor. So, because I am still half asleep, I'm thinking someone's throwing rocks at my window or something. I go into Romeo and Juliet mode which is stupid because I don't have a balcony and I haven't spoken to my "Romeo" is about 2 weeks. I look at my window and realize it's just freezing rain *headdesk*.

I think I need to pimp the movie Pay It Forward *pimps*. It's pretty sad at the end but it has everything a movie needs, that is: a swearing kid, a whorish mother, and a disfigured social studies teacher.

Just a quick post to say Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates this fine holiday!

I've loads of new swag including Pirates 2, which I have spent the whole day watching with my dad.

Wow.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. *le squee*

We FINALLY got some snow and school was delayed for 2 hours this morning! *squee* I love winter because it A) makes me warm and fuzzy in a cold and numb way and B) because I don't have to shovel as I have a younger brother with pent up energy.

I knew it was going to happen eventually, but I am sad to say that I am totally additced to LOST. If anyone doesn't know what it is it's a tv show and it is sooooo additcting. I love Dominic Monaghan (sp?) aka Charlie, he is adorable and Claire is a bitch hormonal mother.


...Does anyone agree with me when I say we should dig a big hole in the ground and put all the guys in the world in there and not let them out until they're done being complete idiots?

I got my person for fandomcommerce today and I am tres tres excited! I'm really hyped up for Christmas this year too. But it's November 21 and THERE ISN'T ANY SNOW YET!! Just to show you how screwed up where I live is, two days ago it was 16 degress cel-ce-us  and now today it was like -1. It should be snowing, damnit. Optomistrist app. tomorrow. I really hope I don't need glasses.

Happy belated Halloween.

We had this major family crisis so I kind of missed Halloween and had to go drive for 5 hours to be smothered my relatives, but that's okay because only about 7 people come to my house because their too lazy to walk up my very long drivway.

Went to this party last night. There was a flash light (that's what I call it, but people assure me they're called strobelights) and my eyes are still kinda messed up. Whenever I close my eyes I see my friend outlined in white light. Something tells me this can't be good, lol.

Taking a quick break from excessive cake eating to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME:)

I've been sitting on my arse all day, so then I figured I might as well do something mildly productive because I have to watch my demon sibling. So I finished a one-shot I started a long, long time ago. I'm posting it here because I am pretty sure every single one of you on my f-list writes Lily/James, so you'd be able to give me some good feedback.

Please let me know what you think, because then maybe I'll post it on an archive. Hasn't been beta'd or anything, and I'm delerious from lack of sleep, so don't mind any mistakes!